Seinfeld
Season 3 ยท 23 Episodes
Season 3
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Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
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George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
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Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
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Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
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A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
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Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
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While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
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George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
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Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
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Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
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Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
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An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
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A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
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Guest Stars
Barbara Stock
Scam Woman
Ernie Sabella
Naked Man
Rhoda Gemignani
Woman with Elaine
Mark Boone Junior
OTB Patron
Christopher Collins
Thug
Barry Vigon
Horse Player #1
Joe Restivo
Horse Player #2
Daryl Keith Roach
Blind Violinist / Cop
Chet Nelson
Kid
Peter Mehlman
Smelly Passenger
Dan Studney
Man fighting Kramer over newspaper
Larry David
Subway Announcer (voice)
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
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A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
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Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
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Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
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Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
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Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
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Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
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Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
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George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
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Guest Stars
Jay Brooks
Sid
Maryedith Burrell
Mother
Shannon Cochran
Sheila
Michael Costanza
Truck Driver
Mik Scriba
Cop #1
Stan Sellers
Cop #2
Steven Marcus Gibbs
Bystander #2
Larry David
Boxing Referee on TV (voice)
Peggy Lane
Bystander #1
D.H. Martin
Man
John Christian Graas
Matthew
Wayne Knight
Newman
Lee Arenberg
Mike Moffitt
Zachary Charles
Angry Man
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.
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